wahbegan:

beeth0ven:

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

“I either just met a nice gay girl or a bigot” is bar none the absolute best text anyone has ever sent in the history of the human race nosy mom accidentally sums up the entire debate about the word q*eer in one historic text message it’s indescribably beautiful

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jasper-rolls:

citizen-zero:

lil-bitchnugget:

slumberinggirl:

libertarirynn:

glocc-blocc:

0ctostim:

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

(via humorstar)

singsongstardust:

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

(via dulect)